@funder We have a panicked corrupt cretin in the Oval. Trying to yell over the din of the spinning Twitter rotors like he does Marine One. If he just keeps screaming, maybe we won't notice the Tsunami about to slam the White House.
I have a weird really bad fear of tsunamis okay and I had a dream that I was on vacation and bam there was a tsunami WHICH COULD HAPPEN BUT NO ONE BELIEVES ME. And I was saved from the tsunami by my alarm going off and now I’m going to be afraid all day
god I can't wait to be famous enough that me "sharing my thoughts" is news
I will subject this sin-choked world to my most inane observations, drowning it in a tsunami of pointless witticisms and concerns that go nowhere
poets will weep at the time and words wasted