Summary of showerthoughts

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Summary of showerthoughts

Rock, paper, and scissors are all commonly used for greetings. (Peace, wave/high 5, fist bump) #ShowerThoughts

When restaurant staff is singing “happy birthday “ to someone, the staff hates doing it, the person who’s birthday it is hates it, everyone hates it except the person that set it up! #ShowerThoughts

When someone gives you gum at school, it’s either a sign that they respect you, or that you have bad breath #ShowerThoughts

Smartphones probably killed the flashlights market without anyone noticing. #ShowerThoughts

People who grew up with MySpace in their early teens kinda got a freebie in terms of your first major social media profile basically being wiped away #ShowerThoughts

Farting in a thong must be like talking through someone's "Shhhhh" fingers. #ShowerThoughts

Snakes kill in two ways: with hugs and with kisses #ShowerThoughts

If traveling through different dimensions becomes a real thing we will be severely disappointed by the fact that most dimensions will have only very slight change such as a blade of grass moved one atom to the left instead of right #ShowerThoughts

The farther away you can wave hi to someone, the closer you are as friends. #ShowerThoughts

If TVs had volume in decibels instead of arbitrary numbers, it would not only prevent unexpected loud scenes, but also teach everyone how loud a decibel was. #ShowerThoughts

@elonmusk either that high or r/showerthoughts to be tweeting this at 2:45

You basically spell 'edit' two times you say 'edited it' MaximusKillX via /r/Showerthoughts #showerthoughts

Baby Yoda's first word probably came after his second word. rddt.co/ZTXh50xvOPy via r/ShowerThoughts

test Twitter Media - Baby Yoda's first word probably came after his second word.

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